Every Hole Is a Goal

A man, wearing nothing but a soccer uniform, stands in a dimly lit room filled with various sex toys. He picks up a ball and begins to masturbate, chanting"every hole is a goal." He positions a strap-on harness on his crotch and selects a dildo, grinning as he slides it into the harness. He moves to a table covered in sex toys, picking up a double-ended dildo and lubing it up. He bends over and places one end inside his anus while inserting the other end into his mouth, moaning in pleasure. He then moves to a sling dildo and attaches it to his balls, teasing himself as he walks around the room. Finally, he gets onto his knees and positions a third dildo between his buttocks before himself with the first dildo, reaching climax. The sentence"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" is a famous example of a pangram, which is a sentence that contains all the letters of the alphabet.